floozys:

i just got a letter of acceptance to a level three beauty course

but i’m gonna turn it down for a hairdressing apprenticeship but still yay achievements !!!

I just wanna die.

x x 523541

caliboner:

calalilies:

my laptop screen is brighter than my future 

mine is on the minimal brightness and this is still true

a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

slimmof112:

I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

destinysfetus:

pre-installed apps you don’t use and can’t delete 

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9648) I’m gaining weight even in my face but I can’t stop eating and it makes me want to kill myself.
x x 38339
  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit